One thing I forgot about Africa

Funny language or funny way to pronounce english. Moffat our safari driver said : ”Laino!” Everyone looked eagerly after a lion lying on the grass. Somehow no one found a lion and after a while came out, that we were supposed to observe the Rrrrrhinos. And the many other misunderstandings : ” See the Clocodile in the livel, neal the glas and the tlee? Butches and bats meaning bushes and birds.” I was nicknamed as the plofessional photoglaphel. And my brother was the ”Young man”,who often was asked,: ” Do you smell the food? Are u sleeping? ”